Team of the Week

The Trophy Wives XI

To mark the England women's first major final in 25 years, in the European Championships, here's a team of players with ladie's names. They would be called Crewe Alexandra and play at Hartlepool's Victoria Park.

GK: Kasey Keller (Tottenham)

DR: Michel Salgado (Blackburn)

DC: Dame Diouf (Hannover)

DC: Jody Craddock (Wolves)

DL: Kelly Gray (San Jose Earthquakes)

MR: Lilian Nalis (Aston Villa)

MC: Nikola Kalinic (Blackburn)

MC: Jean Tigana (Bordeaux)

ML: Andrea Pirlo (AC Milan)

FC: Valeri Bojinov (Manchester City)

FC: Marian Pahars (Southampton)

(The Independent, 2009)